So, I'm pretty sure John Stossel is going to begin thinking I'm stalking him. Remember when I saw him on the subway back in December? I'm pretty sure he noticed me staring at him that day. I really wasn't staring because it was John Stossel, but more because I was just trying to figure out if it really was John Stossel. I'm sure he's great on whatever Fox show he's on now, but I promise, I'm really not that enamored with John Stossel. I'm pretty sure he noticed me staring.
Well since that first sighting in December, I've shared a subway car with him three more times. He seems to live one subway stop south of me and works in the Fox building which is right next door to the NHL building. I always situate myself on the south end of the train when going to work and the north end of the train when going home as this puts me right by the station exits nearest to where I'm heading. Apparently, he does this, too. And it seems we must commute around the same time. Every time, I fear that he remembers me from that first time when I stared at him a bit too much and a bit too long.
Well, it gets worse. I have tickets to The View on Monday morning (watch in case I'm on!) and I just checked their calendar to see who will be on that day. Any guesses? Yep, John Stossel. Boy, is he going to be freaked out when he sees me sitting in the audience.
It's actually rather depressing, I mean of all people I could be stalking, John Stossel would not be near the top of my list.
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I can't stop laughing at this...
No joke. It made me laugh outloud too. I needed that.
Just ASK him. You may make a subway buddy, and elevate yourself to a new celebrity sighting realm - actually saying you KNOW one!
Just ASK him. You may make a subway buddy, and elevate yourself to a new celebrity sighting realm - actually saying you KNOW one!
ACTUALLY, I just had a thought (I'm not stalking your blog, I promise, I just read it to Jas- he thought it was hilarious too!) ANYWAY, maybe he did notice you that first time, but now he's stalking YOU.....
Oh come on, be honest Susan. I know you think John Stossel is totally hot. You better watch out though he might put a restraining order on you and screw up your commute. And FYI.. Im pretty sure he's not on FOX news... He does 60 minutes and that's on abc I think...
I don't know who left that last comment??? Actually JS moved from ABC to Fox a few months ago...which explains why I only recently began seeing him on my commute.
hilarious! i just read this out loud to joe and we were both cracking up.
have fun at The View!
That is very funny, Susan!
John Stossel left the anonymous comment. It's a warning.
Ok, so I'm totally behind on blogging. I know I read this originally - but it was the last time I checked in, so in catching up I ended up where I left off - here! And it still makes me laugh!
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